It's fast and it's dangerous , we call it 'Man Shopping'. Today the men try to train the girls. 'Move swiftly and silently, get the job done, get out fast and mind the machine gun turrets' . The more we say it the blanker their faces look.
Anyway we give it a try - the men approaching the cornflakes in a pincer movement while the girls take out the milk. Eventually it runs to plan and we get out with sustaining any life threatening wallet injuries , or unidentified trolley items.
So with shopping to hand it's on to the cookery class .Here's the instructions should you want to try at home :-
1. When you *bleeping* answer me shout 'Yes Chef'. Do you understand ?
2. Well *bleep* do you ?
3. Right that's sorted so get the ingredients and cook according to the *bleep* instructions
4. Slice four large cloves of *bleeping* garlic and add.
5. Evacuate the *bleep* caravan due to overpowering *bleep**bleep**bleep**bleeping* garlic smell.
Also today it was time to get some sand between our toes so with only one stop to visit the 'auto toilet' , a new and dangerous experience I can tell you, we made it to the beach :)